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aos

Example Text: aos so how about that homework. Translation: There’s an adult over my shoulder; so how about that homework?

atw

Example Text: atw thinks this rocks atw. Atw you should look atw and see for yourself. Translation: All the web thinks this rocks all the way. At the weekend, you should look around the web and see for yourself.

cancer stick

Example Text: I stole a pack of cancer sticks from my dad. Translation: I stole a pack of cigarettes from my dad.

gonzales

Translation: Picking up some good meth after work.

aob

Example Text: She has great internet but she just goes on facebook all day what an aob Translation: She has great internet, but hse just goes on Facebook all day- what an abuse of bandwidth.

buttons

Example Text: I want to try buttons sometime Translation: I want to try mushrooms sometime

cbfed

Example Text: She cbfed to get good grades. Translation: She can’t be f***ed to get good grades.

asshole

Example Text: You’re such an asshole. Translation: You are not a nice person.

boat

Example Text: He sold me some bad boat. Translation: He sold me some bad pcp.

adr

Example Text: What’s ur adr babe? Translation: What’s your address, babe?

budweiser

Example Text: We’ll be drinking budweiser on the deck. Translation: We’ll be drinking beer on the deck.

brh

Example Text: I’ll brh when you get back. Translation: I’ll be right here when you get back.

brb

Example Text: brb don’t go away Translation: I’ll be right back, don’t go away

boomers

Example Text: I prefer to do boomers with someone. Translation: I prefer to do lsd with someone.

charge

Example Text: I used to use charge. Translation: I used to use marijuana.

beamer

Example Text: I don’t go out with beamers. Translation: I don’t go out with crack users.

b1tch

Example Text: You’re just jealous b1tch Translation: You’re just jealous, b*tch.

ayty

Example Text: ayty is the line super long Translation: Are you there yet? Is the line super long?

12b

Example Text: Ugh mindy’s such a 12b. Translation: Ugh, Mindy’s such a wannabe.

bsod

Example Text: Every time I try to run that program I get the bsod Translation: Every time I try to run that program I get the blue screen of death.

afayc

Example Text: afayc I said nothing Translation: As far as you’re concerned, I said nothing.

buzzed

Example Text: I’m a little buzzed right now. Translation: I’m a little intoxicated with marijuana right now.

1ab

Example Text: That band sucked such 1abs Translation: That band sucked, they were such wannabes.

bbtn

Example Text: I’m busy all afternoon but I’ll bbtn Translation: I’m busy all afternoon, but I’ll be back tonight.

assfucker

Example Text: I think he’s hot, so of course he’s an assfucker. Translation: I think he’s hot, so of course he’s a homosexual.