Translation: Hey, buddy, do you have any methamphetamine?
assassin of youth
Example Text: I’m all for limiting drugs, but ‘assassin of youth’ seems a little overdramatic. Translation: I’m all for limiting drugs, but that is a very dramatic nickname for marijuana.
Example Text: I get the feeling we’re gonna be bmfe Translation: I get the feeling we’re gonna be best mates forever.
Example Text: Make sure no one puts battery acid in your drink. Translation: Make sure no one drugs your drink.
Example Text: My ex-boyfriend did that att Translation: My ex-boyfriend did that all the time.
Example Text: Let me put this ‘delicately’- he’s an assgoblin. Translation: Let me put this ‘delicately’- he’s a homosexual.
Example Text: And now you know the gay martial arts, young asshopper. Translation: And now you know the gay martial arts, young homosexual.
Example Text: I saw them behind the school doing aimies. Translation: I saw them behind the school doing amphetamine.
Example Text: Hey, biphetamine was the one you wanted, right? Translation: Hey, you wanted this specific type of amphetamine, right?
age, sex, location, picture
Example Text: age, sex, location, picture
Example Text: F*ck the blue pill or the red pill, I’ll take the black pill. Translation: F*ck the blue pill or the red pill (movie reference), I’ll take opium.
Example Text: It’s been a rough couple months but I’m aas. Translation: It’s been a rough couple months, but I’m alive and smiling.
Example Text: bttyl, don’t forget this time. Translation: I’ll be talking to you later, don’t forget this time.
Example Text: Pick out atc Translation: Pick out any two cards.
Example Text: Nah I don’t do boo that stuff’ll wreck your s*it man. Translation: Nah I don’t do methamphetamine, that stuff’ll wreck your s*it, man.
Example Text: He had a boner in the middle of class! Translation: He had an erection in the middle of class!
Example Text: Candy flipping can turn out badly really easily. Translation: Using more than one drug at a time can turn out badly really easily.
Example Text: I think that greenhouse is full of bobo bushes. Translation: I think that greenhouse is full of marijuana plants.
Example Text: I app all the apps you downloaded for me. Translation: I appreciatate all the applications you downloaded for me.
Example Text: Ur pics r giving me a bonr send more. Translation: Your pictures are giving me an erection- send more.
Example Text: Heard he’s an aries, if you know what I mean. Translation: I heard he does heroin.
Example Text: Are they selling blackbirds from their garage? Translation: Are they selling amphetamines from their garage?
Example Text: Stayed up until 3 am last night Translation: I stayed up until three in the morning last night.
Example Text: 100% all natural astroturf. Translation: 100% all natural marijuana.
Example Text: Don’t worry we’ll be friends 4aea Translation: Don’t worry, we’ll be friends for ever and ever.