Example Text: Out of time so bibi Translation: I’m out of time, so bye bye.
Example Text: This will require an asic. Translation: This will require an application specific integrated circuit.
age sex location orientation picture
Example Text: age sex location orientation picture pls Translation: Please tell me your age, sex, location, sexual orientation, and send me a picture.
Example Text: We’re doing a candyflip tonight. Translation: We’re doing lsd and mdma tonight.
Example Text: She’s not just drunk, she’s really blitzed. Translation: She’s not just drunk, she’s really intoxicated.
Example Text: I guess I’ll go bttt and see if anything new was bttt or if it’s still that bttt thread. Translation: I guess I’ll go back to the top and see if anything new was bumped to the top or if it’s still that been there, tried that thread.
Example Text: I want you to meet my bf, he’s basically my bfam Translation: I want you to meet my best friend, he’s basically my brother from another mother.
Example Text: I’ve started ignoring atys Translation: I’ve started ignoring anything you say.
Example Text: We’re gonna set up a Minecraft LAN server, byoc. Translation: We’re gonna set up a Minecraft LAN server, bring your own computer.
Example Text: afwiw I think ur a great boyfriend Translation: Anyway, for what it’s worth, I think you’re a great boyfriend.
Example Text: Well we’re gonna need chillum. Translation: Well we’re gonna need a thing used to smoke opium.
blast a roach
Example Text: Wanna come bout back and blast a roach? Translation: Wanna come out back and smoke marijuana?
Example Text: It’s only 1pm- why are you belted already? Translation: It’s only 1 pm- why are you intoxicated already?
adam and eve in the garden of eden
Example Text: My dealer has adam and eve in the garden of eden. Translation: My dealer has mbdb.
Example Text: 7uck we’re busted man Translation: F**k, we’re busted, man.
all i want is you
Example Text: all i want is you
Example Text: So you didn’t get in to your first choice bfd Translation: So you didn’t get in to your first choice, big f***ing deal.
Example Text: baggkyko you don’t want a pregancy scare Translation: Be a good girl, keep your knickers on. You don’t want a pregnancy scare.
Example Text: I actually met him on the akpcep Translation: I actually met him on the Alexander King Project Cultural Engineering Project (old internet forum/social site).
Example Text: You need to get out afap parents on the way. Translation: You need to get out as fast as possible, there are parents on the way.
Example Text: Getting 2gethr later you should come Translation: We’re getting together later, you should come.
Example Text: afcpmgo so don’t send me anything embarrassing Translation: I’m away from the computer for a bit, and my parents may go on, so don’t send me anything embarassing.
Translation: I can’t find my stash of marijuana!
Example Text: If you don’t know where he’s been, try a cbj. Translation: If you don’t know where he’s been, try a covered blow job.
Example Text: I’m so amped I don’t know which way is up. Translation: I’m so much under the influence of drugs, I don’t know which way is up.