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bcurl8

Example Text: Why am I mad? Bcurl8 Translation: Why am I mad? Because you’re late.

argument

Example Text: Yeah they just got in a little… argument. Translation: Yeah, they got in a physical fight.

bts

Example Text: bts babe u better b ready Translation: Be there soon, babe, you better be ready

blast a joint

Example Text: I just really need to blast a joint right now. Translation: I just really need to smoke marijuana right now.

azm

Example Text: azm even more work I’m behind on. Translation: Awesome, even more work I’m behind on.

aytmtb

Example Text: aytmtb… you want me to feel sorry for you? Translation: And you’re telling me this because… you want me to feel sorry for you?

5n

Example Text: 5n I won’t go see if I care Translation: Fine, I won’t go, see if I care.

as

Example Text: I don’t know what I said he just went as Translation: I don’t know what I said, he just went apesh**t.

aslrp

Example Text: aslrp I bet ur a cute azn girl Translation: Tell me your age, sex, location, and race and send me a picture. I bet you’re a cute Asian girl.

blkm

Example Text: I only date blkm so no other apply Translation: I only date black males, so no others should apply.

batunas

Example Text: You don’t know where I can get some batunas either? Translation: You don’t know where I can get some methamphetamine, either?

2bz4uqt

Example Text: Sorry I can’t come today I’m 2bz4uqt. Translation: Sorry, I can’t come today, I’m too busy for you, cutie.

bblig

Example Text: Not much conversation here bblig Translation: There’s not much conversation here, I’ll be back later… I guess.

143

Example Text: Thanks baby, 143 Translation: Thanks baby, I love you

brotherfucker

Example Text: That was a club full of brotherfuckers. Translation: That was a club full of homosexuals.

aybab2u

Example Text: aybab2u we win! Translation: All your base are belong to us, we win!

atshitshi

Example Text: I really think they should legalize atshitshi everywhere. Translation: I really think they should legalize marijuana everywhere.

big h

Example Text: Time to break out the big h Translation: It’s time to break out the heroin.

afz

Example Text: No, no abbreviations, this is an afz. Translation: No, no abbreviations, this is an acronym free zone.

cheeo

Example Text: It’s so cool they made cheeo legal in Washington! Translation: It’s so cool they made marijuana legal in Washington!