Example Text: Gonna pick you up what’s your addy Translation: We’re gonna pick you up, what’s your address?
Example Text: What a little asssucker. Translation: What a little person I dislike and look down on.
Example Text: What’s up my fellow buttfuckas? Translation: What’s up, my fellow homosexuals?
Example Text: Relax, man, have some bammy Translation: Relax, man, smoke some marijuana.
Example Text: Summer vacation time to start awltp Translation: Summer vaction- time to start avoiding work like the plague.
Example Text: Salute them? More like 5fs them. Translation: Salute them? More like 5 finger salute them (masturbate to them).
Example Text: I think they’re mixing albino poo in their garage. Translation: I think they’re mixing methamphetamines in their garage.
Example Text: butt Translation: butt
Example Text: Hey, pass the bong. Translation: Hey, pass the water pipe.
Example Text: and then aoas the teacher was there. Translation: And then, all of a sudden, the teacher was there.
Example Text: Oh 4col the homework isn’t that hard Translation: Oh for crying out loud, the homework isn’t that hard.
Example Text: ayfk there’s no way you said that Translation: Are you f***ing kidding, there’s no way you said that.
Example Text: Hide those butts, guys. Translation: Hide those cigarettes, guys.
Example Text: when’s ur bday again? Translation: When’s your birthday again?
blow a stick
Example Text: This would be a good time to blow a stick. Translation: This would be a good time to smoke marijuana.
Example Text: No, canade didn’t mix well for me. Translation: No, heroin and marijuana didn’t mix well for me.
Example Text: Stop whining, I’m pretty sure you blow boost nightly, you can skip one. Translation: Stop whining. I’m pretty sure you inhale cocaine nightly, you can skip one.
Example Text: Someone cooking up anny set their house on fire again. Translation: Someone cooking up methamphetamine set their house on fire again.
Example Text: atop I still don’t have any new information. Translation: At the time of posting this message, I still don’t have any new information.
age, sex, location
Example Text: age, sex, location
Example Text: They found bernie in her locker. Translation: They found cocaine in her locker.
Example Text: I’m straight I love the bewbz Translation: I’m straight; I love the breasts.
Example Text: Hey hottie aslmh? Translation: Hey hottie, what are your age, sex, location, music, and hobbies?
Example Text: That’s not how you use a butt plug, you butt plug. Translation: That’s not how you use a butt plug (anal sex toy), you butt plug(idiot).
Translation: You don’t know where I can get some methamphetamine, either?