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char

Example Text: What char do u want 2 use? Translation: What character do you want to use?

baby bhang

Example Text: Weekend- time to smoke some baby bhang! Translation: It’s the weekend- time to smoke some marijuana!

black cadillacs

Example Text: Black cadillacs will wreck your s*it man. Translation: Methamphetamine will wreck your s*it, man.

asswad

Example Text: Come on asswad we have to go. Translation: Come on, stupid, we have to go.

bam

Example Text: I don’t mind bale but bam really messes you up Translation: I don’t mind marijuana, but methamphetamine really messes you up.

awt

Example Text: awt does the party start? Translation: At what time does the party start?

breasts

Example Text: breasts Translation: breasts

sess

Translation: I can’t find my stash of marijuana!

ashl

Example Text: thx for nothing ashl Translation: Thanks for nothing, a**hole.

atm

Example Text: not doing much atm how about you? Translation: I’m not doing much at the moment, how about you?

moro

Translation: I’ll come over tomorrow, okay, babe?

black and white

Example Text: I’d like to try black and white sometime. Translation: I’d like to try methamphetamine sometime.

2k0

Example Text: That dress is so 2k0 Translation: That dress is so 2000.

2b

Example Text: I want 2b a movie star 1 day. Translation: I want to be a movie star one day.

cgad

Example Text: I know it’s important to you but I cgad Translation: I know it’s important to you but I couldn’t give a damn.

cronic

Translation: I guess he’s growing his own marijuana now.

beasties

Example Text: My plants have some beasties right now. Translation: My marijuana plants have some huge buds right now.

chemo

Example Text: Just in my basement, smoking chemo. Translation: Just in my basement, smoking some marijuana.

burnie

Example Text: It wasn’t even real burnie! Translation: It wasn’t even real marijuana!

burn out

Example Text: He doesn’t do much anymore- too deep in burn out. Translation: He doesn’t do much anymore- too deep in a state of apathy resulting from habitual use of marijuana.

bilf

Example Text: Her family is full of bilfs Translation: Her family is full of brothers I’d like to f***.

bbiab

Example Text: bbiab gotta have dinner Translation: I’ll be back in a bit, I gotta have dinner.

cbfa

Example Text: I cbfa to look ‘pretty’ today. Translation: I can’t be f***ing arsed to look ‘pretty’ today.

awk

Example Text: He did what with his ex? Awk Translation: He did what with his ex? Awkward.

apple jacks

Example Text: Apple jacks don’t taste like apple. Translation: Crack cocaine doesn’t taste like apple.