bache knock 2 rock
Example Text: bache knock 2 rock and ready for the party Translation: I am under the influence and ready to party.
Example Text: Yes I will lord over the teddy bears I am their bdfl Translation: Yes, I will lord over the teddy bears, I am their benevolent dictator for life.
bye bye for now
Example Text: All right class time bbfn Translation: All right class time, by bye for now.
Example Text: Gonna b late b gotta get ready for big b Translation: I’m going to be late because I have to get ready for a big day.
Example Text: Ooo, four flat tires? Atab Translation: Ooo, four flat tires? Ain’t that a b*tch.
Example Text: brbbrb while we’re waiting for it to load. Translation: Be right bac, bathroom break while we’re waiting for it to load.
Example Text: I need you to run a c14n on this. Translation: I need you to run a canonicalization (conversion of data to one standard form) on this.
Example Text: Crazy dude handing out backbreakers like they were going out of style Translation: What a crazy dude, handing out lsd/strychnine combos like they were going out of style.
Example Text: do you have plans 4 tonight? Translation: do you have plans for tonight?
Example Text: I… think she might be jail b8 Translation: I… think she might be jail bait (under the age of consent)
Example Text: Right, I’ve lived here for 10 years bwdik? Translation: Right, I’ve lived here for 10 years, but what do I know?
Example Text: That video game character has really big 8008135 Translation: That video game character has really big breasties.
Example Text: He’s never ah. What an ah. Translation: He’s never at home. What an a**hole.
Example Text: They haven’t left yet afaik Translation: They haven’t left yet, as far as I know.
Example Text: I guess they caught her buying bache knock Translation: I guess they caught her buying methamphetamine
Example Text: That’s right beatch I won. Translation: That’s right, b*tch, I won
Example Text: Do you ever sign off? You’re aatk. Translation: Do you ever sign off? You’re always at the keyboard.
Example Text: The bnr on ur site is stupid. Translation: The banner on your site is stupid.
Example Text: You are Lobby Lud aicmfp Translation: You are Lobby Lud, and I claim my five pounds (old Daily Mail promotional)
Example Text: Gotta go mow the lawn afgo Translation: I have to go mow the lawn, another f***ing growth opportunity.
Example Text: How many bakers are in your class? Translation: How many marijuana smokers are in your class?
Example Text: My balloon got nabbed by the cops last night. Translation: My heroin supplier got nabbed by the cops last night.
Example Text: How many bazookas have we had? Translation: How many cocaine and tobacco joints have we had?
Example Text: I can’t believe we’re stuck in this ab town all vacation. Translation: I can’t believe we’re stuck in this a**-backwards town all vacation.
Example Text: I need to get a new ash catcher for my pipe. Translation: I need to get a new device to keep my waterpipe free of debris.