Example Text: He doesn’t do much anymore- too deep in burn out. Translation: He doesn’t do much anymore- too deep in a state of apathy resulting from habitual use of marijuana.
Example Text: Her family is full of bilfs Translation: Her family is full of brothers I’d like to f***.
Example Text: bbiab gotta have dinner Translation: I’ll be back in a bit, I gotta have dinner.
Example Text: I cbfa to look ‘pretty’ today. Translation: I can’t be f***ing arsed to look ‘pretty’ today.
Example Text: He did what with his ex? Awk Translation: He did what with his ex? Awkward.
Example Text: Apple jacks don’t taste like apple. Translation: Crack cocaine doesn’t taste like apple.
Example Text: You want to get in the biz, huh? Translation: You want to get in the business, huh?
are u 18
Example Text: are u 18? You look like it. Translation: Are you 18 or over? You look like it.
Example Text: Road trip to Washington for african black? Translation: Want to go on a road trip to Washington for marijuana?
Example Text: bbwl have a lot of homework to do Translation: I’ll be back way later, I have a lot of homework to do.
Example Text: get out of my way a**bag Translation: Get out of my way, person I dislike and look down on.
Example Text: Going out now bbl Translation: I’m going out now, I’ll be back later.
Example Text: U been getting bzzy? Translation: Have you been getting busy?
Example Text: Pass the blankets. Translation: Pass the marijuana cigarettes.
Example Text: I picked up some cigarettes for 51′s tonight Translation: I picked up some cigarettes for smoking a combination of crack cocaine and tobacco tonight.
Example Text: Did you catch the latest episode of antm? Translation: Did you catch the latest episode of America’s Next Top Model?
Example Text: bisexual/lesbian/straight
Example Text: I’m bored… c2c? Translation: I’m bored… care to chat?
Example Text: I think he was trying to sell me amidone. Translation: I think he was trying to sell me methadone.
Example Text: Why would anyone do that? Bthoom. Translation: Why would anyone do that? Beats the heck out of me.
Example Text: Joss Whedon is llike the ultimate example of a bnf. Translation: Joss Whedon is llike the ultimate example of a big name fan.
Example Text: You can use the binky to take it. Translation: You can use this to take the marijuana.
Example Text: biznitch I don’t got time for you Translation: B*tch, I don’t have time for you.
Example Text: I can get my hands on some baggers if you want. Translation: I can get my hands on some methamphetamine, if you want.
Example Text: I have to go but I’ll bbk Translation: I have to go, but I’ll be back, okay?