Example Text: U been getting bzzy? Translation: Have you been getting busy?
Example Text: Pass the blankets. Translation: Pass the marijuana cigarettes.
Example Text: I picked up some cigarettes for 51′s tonight Translation: I picked up some cigarettes for smoking a combination of crack cocaine and tobacco tonight.
Example Text: Did you catch the latest episode of antm? Translation: Did you catch the latest episode of America’s Next Top Model?
Example Text: bisexual/lesbian/straight
Example Text: I’m bored… c2c? Translation: I’m bored… care to chat?
Example Text: I think he was trying to sell me amidone. Translation: I think he was trying to sell me methadone.
Example Text: Why would anyone do that? Bthoom. Translation: Why would anyone do that? Beats the heck out of me.
Example Text: Joss Whedon is llike the ultimate example of a bnf. Translation: Joss Whedon is llike the ultimate example of a big name fan.
Example Text: You can use the binky to take it. Translation: You can use this to take the marijuana.
Example Text: biznitch I don’t got time for you Translation: B*tch, I don’t have time for you.
Example Text: I can get my hands on some baggers if you want. Translation: I can get my hands on some methamphetamine, if you want.
Example Text: I have to go but I’ll bbk Translation: I have to go, but I’ll be back, okay?
Example Text: Coming to the party 2mora? Translation: Are you coming to the party tomorrow?
Example Text: I hear you’ve been visiting aunti emma. Translation: I hear you’ve been using opium.
Example Text: U up 4 cex later? Translation: You up for sex later?
Example Text: I’ll drive over 1sec Translation: I’ll drive over, one sec.
Example Text: Oh no you didn’t get the exact brand you wanted bfhd Translation: Oh no, you didn’t get the exact brand you wanted, big fat hairy deal.
Example Text: They said there would be angel hair at the party. Translation: They said there would be pcp at the party.
Example Text: That busybody beezy better back off. Translation: That busybody b*tch better back off.
Example Text: I can’t do this homework I’m 2trd Translation: I can’t do this homework, I’m too tired.
Example Text: bakk did we lose yet? Translation: I’m back, did we lose yet?
Example Text: You need to stop drinking this much. How many black outs have you had? Translation: You need to stop drinking this much. How many times have you had chunks of memory loss?
Example Text: 2mrw we can stay up later Translation: Tomorrow we can stay up later.
choke the chicken
Example Text: I, uh, need to go choke the chicken. Translation: I, uh, need to go masturbate.