Example Text: I can’t do this homework I’m 2trd Translation: I can’t do this homework, I’m too tired.
Example Text: bakk did we lose yet? Translation: I’m back, did we lose yet?
Example Text: You need to stop drinking this much. How many black outs have you had? Translation: You need to stop drinking this much. How many times have you had chunks of memory loss?
Example Text: 2mrw we can stay up later Translation: Tomorrow we can stay up later.
choke the chicken
Example Text: I, uh, need to go choke the chicken. Translation: I, uh, need to go masturbate.
Example Text: Come to 1174 and see all these 80085! Translation: Come to the nude club and see all these breasts.
Example Text: You think you’re gonna win? Bt Translation: You think you’re gonna win? Bite this.
Example Text: As long as you have a good trip, blue cheers works as advertised. Translation: As long as you have a good hallucination, lsd will cheer you up.
Example Text: I’m such a cf can’t move in the morning without my cup Translation: I’m such a coffee freak- can’t move in the morning without my cup
Example Text: Why am I mad? Bcurl8 Translation: Why am I mad? Because you’re late.
Example Text: Yeah they just got in a little… argument. Translation: Yeah, they got in a physical fight.
Example Text: bts babe u better b ready Translation: Be there soon, babe, you better be ready
blast a joint
Example Text: I just really need to blast a joint right now. Translation: I just really need to smoke marijuana right now.
Example Text: azm even more work I’m behind on. Translation: Awesome, even more work I’m behind on.
Example Text: aytmtb… you want me to feel sorry for you? Translation: And you’re telling me this because… you want me to feel sorry for you?
Example Text: 5n I won’t go see if I care Translation: Fine, I won’t go, see if I care.
Example Text: I don’t know what I said he just went as Translation: I don’t know what I said, he just went apesh**t.
Example Text: aslrp I bet ur a cute azn girl Translation: Tell me your age, sex, location, and race and send me a picture. I bet you’re a cute Asian girl.
Example Text: I only date blkm so no other apply Translation: I only date black males, so no others should apply.
Example Text: You don’t know where I can get some batunas either? Translation: You don’t know where I can get some methamphetamine, either?