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Example Text: See you 2nyt sweetheart can’t wait! Translation: I’ll see you tonight, sweetheart. I can’t wait!
Example Text: Have you used blotter before? Translation: Have you used lsd before?
Example Text: He barely even has a chode. Translation: He barely even has a small penis.
Example Text: bbbg and maybe we’ll do something fun later. Translation: Bye bye, be good, and maybe we’ll do something fun later.
Translation: methamphetamine has too many nasty side effects.
Example Text: Where’d you get that sweet 9mm? Translation: Where’d you get that sweet gun?
Example Text: awttw pretty sure that’s not a great part of town. Translation: A word to the wise, pretty sure that’s not a great part of town.
Example Text: aysm right now you’re the one who wanted to blame him for the first thing. Translation: Are you sh*tting me right now? You’re the one who wanted to blame him for the first thing.
Example Text: ayc to the party? Oh, ayc. I’m ayc. Translation: Are you coming to the party? Oh, aren’t you clever. I’m awaiting your comments.
Example Text: That animal really sent me on a trip. Translation: That lsd really sent me on a trip.
Example Text: You’re on my side, right? Aymf? Translation: You’re on my side, right? Are you my friend?
Translation: I heard the fire was caused by someone mixing methamphetamine.
Example Text: you are the best 831 Translation: you are the best I love you
Example Text: My bf4eva moved to California. Translation: My best friend forever moved to California.
Example Text: You are one bmf will you bmf? Translation: You are one bad motherf***er, will you be my friend?
Example Text: I’ll sign in to aim when I get home. Translation: I’ll sign in to AOL instant messenger when I get home.
Example Text: You been taking bolo? Translation: You been taking crack?
Example Text: Well, I hate her guts, bykt. Translation: Well, I hate her guts, but you knew that.
Example Text: aprece8 what you tried to do back there Translation: I appreciate what you tried to do back there.
Example Text: I’ll bbl8a will you still be on? Translation: I’ll be back later, will you still be on?
Example Text: He only sells bathtub crank, I can get you better stuff. Translation: He only sells poor quality methamphetamine, I can get you better stuff.
Example Text: Did you find the balloons? Okay I need you to bring amap and stay out of sight amap. Translation: Did you find the balloons? Okay, I need you to bring as many as possible and stay out of sight as much as possible.
Example Text: oop better stop talking about that, code 9 Translation: Oops, better stop talking about that, other people nearby.
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Example Text: I’m gonna be all lit up all tweakend long. Translation: I’m going to be under the influence of methamphetamines.
Translation: Someone cooking up methamphetamine set their house on fire again.