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2mrw

Example Text: 2mrw we can stay up later Translation: Tomorrow we can stay up later.

choke the chicken

Example Text: I, uh, need to go choke the chicken. Translation: I, uh, need to go masturbate.

80085

Example Text: Come to 1174 and see all these 80085! Translation: Come to the nude club and see all these breasts.

bt

Example Text: You think you’re gonna win? Bt Translation: You think you’re gonna win? Bite this.

blue cheers

Example Text: As long as you have a good trip, blue cheers works as advertised. Translation: As long as you have a good hallucination, lsd will cheer you up.

cf

Example Text: I’m such a cf can’t move in the morning without my cup Translation: I’m such a coffee freak- can’t move in the morning without my cup

bcurl8

Example Text: Why am I mad? Bcurl8 Translation: Why am I mad? Because you’re late.

argument

Example Text: Yeah they just got in a little… argument. Translation: Yeah, they got in a physical fight.

bts

Example Text: bts babe u better b ready Translation: Be there soon, babe, you better be ready

blast a joint

Example Text: I just really need to blast a joint right now. Translation: I just really need to smoke marijuana right now.

azm

Example Text: azm even more work I’m behind on. Translation: Awesome, even more work I’m behind on.

aytmtb

Example Text: aytmtb… you want me to feel sorry for you? Translation: And you’re telling me this because… you want me to feel sorry for you?

5n

Example Text: 5n I won’t go see if I care Translation: Fine, I won’t go, see if I care.

as

Example Text: I don’t know what I said he just went as Translation: I don’t know what I said, he just went apesh**t.

aslrp

Example Text: aslrp I bet ur a cute azn girl Translation: Tell me your age, sex, location, and race and send me a picture. I bet you’re a cute Asian girl.

blkm

Example Text: I only date blkm so no other apply Translation: I only date black males, so no others should apply.

batunas

Example Text: You don’t know where I can get some batunas either? Translation: You don’t know where I can get some methamphetamine, either?

2bz4uqt

Example Text: Sorry I can’t come today I’m 2bz4uqt. Translation: Sorry, I can’t come today, I’m too busy for you, cutie.

bblig

Example Text: Not much conversation here bblig Translation: There’s not much conversation here, I’ll be back later… I guess.

143

Example Text: Thanks baby, 143 Translation: Thanks baby, I love you