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bibi

Example Text: Out of time so bibi Translation: I’m out of time, so bye bye.

asic

Example Text: This will require an asic. Translation: This will require an application specific integrated circuit.

age sex location orientation picture

Example Text: age sex location orientation picture pls Translation: Please tell me your age, sex, location, sexual orientation, and send me a picture.

candyflip

Example Text: We’re doing a candyflip tonight. Translation: We’re doing lsd and mdma tonight.

blitzed

Example Text: She’s not just drunk, she’s really blitzed. Translation: She’s not just drunk, she’s really intoxicated.

bttt

Example Text: I guess I’ll go bttt and see if anything new was bttt or if it’s still that bttt thread. Translation: I guess I’ll go back to the top and see if anything new was bumped to the top or if it’s still that been there, tried that thread.

bfam

Example Text: I want you to meet my bf, he’s basically my bfam Translation: I want you to meet my best friend, he’s basically my brother from another mother.

atys

Example Text: I’ve started ignoring atys Translation: I’ve started ignoring anything you say.

byoc

Example Text: We’re gonna set up a Minecraft LAN server, byoc. Translation: We’re gonna set up a Minecraft LAN server, bring your own computer.

afwiw

Example Text: afwiw I think ur a great boyfriend Translation: Anyway, for what it’s worth, I think you’re a great boyfriend.

chillum

Example Text: Well we’re gonna need chillum. Translation: Well we’re gonna need a thing used to smoke opium.

blast a roach

Example Text: Wanna come bout back and blast a roach? Translation: Wanna come out back and smoke marijuana?

belted

Example Text: It’s only 1pm- why are you belted already? Translation: It’s only 1 pm- why are you intoxicated already?

adam and eve in the garden of eden

Example Text: My dealer has adam and eve in the garden of eden. Translation: My dealer has mbdb.

7uck

Example Text: 7uck we’re busted man Translation: F**k, we’re busted, man.

all i want is you

Example Text: all i want is you

bfd

Example Text: So you didn’t get in to your first choice bfd Translation: So you didn’t get in to your first choice, big f***ing deal.

baggkyko

Example Text: baggkyko you don’t want a pregancy scare Translation: Be a good girl, keep your knickers on. You don’t want a pregnancy scare.

akpcep

Example Text: I actually met him on the akpcep Translation: I actually met him on the Alexander King Project Cultural Engineering Project (old internet forum/social site).

afap

Example Text: You need to get out afap parents on the way. Translation: You need to get out as fast as possible, there are parents on the way.

2gethr

Example Text: Getting 2gethr later you should come Translation: We’re getting together later, you should come.

afcpmgo

Example Text: afcpmgo so don’t send me anything embarrassing Translation: I’m away from the computer for a bit, and my parents may go on, so don’t send me anything embarassing.

christmas bud

Translation: I can’t find my stash of marijuana!

cbj

Example Text: If you don’t know where he’s been, try a cbj. Translation: If you don’t know where he’s been, try a covered blow job.

amped

Example Text: I’m so amped I don’t know which way is up. Translation: I’m so much under the influence of drugs, I don’t know which way is up.