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bro next to me

Example Text: bro next to me Translation: bro next to me

banned by parents

Example Text: banned by parents

bon

Example Text: bon I have been on a date. Translation: Believe it or not, I have been on a date.

btd

Example Text: btd please come rescue me Translation: I’m bored to death- please come rescue me

2morrow

Example Text: Wait that’s due 2morrow?! Translation: Wait, that’s due tomorrow?!

blbblb

Example Text: I guess I just with he were smarter. He’s got blbblb syndrome. Translation: I guess I just wish he were smarter. He’s got ‘back like a bull, brain like a bird’ syndrome.

afaict

Example Text: afaict he’s a nice guy Translation: As far as I can tell, he’s a nice guy.

beedies

Example Text: As a souvenir I brought you some beedies Translation: As a souvenir, I bought you some cigarettes from India.

black gungi

Example Text: She brought back some black gungi. Translation: She brought back some marijuana from India.

aydy

Example Text: aydy I can’t wait much longer. Translation: Are you done yet? I can’t wait much longer.

brd

Example Text: brd come entertain me Translation: I’m bored, come entertain me

amrmtyfts

Example Text: Great party last night amrmtyfts Translation: Great party last night. All my roommates thank you for the sh*t (that they now have to clean up).

attached parent

Example Text: attached parent

are u alone

Example Text: are u alone I wanted to send you some pics. Translation: Are you alone? I wanted to send you some pictures.

aysos

Example Text: aysos I said no. Translation: Are you stupid or something? I said no.

bros

Example Text: How are my bros today? Translation: How are my brothers today?

blue birds

Example Text: blue birds don’t exactly make you feel better, but they take the edge off of things. Translation: Depressants don’t exactly make you feel better, but they take the edge off of things.

cbb

Example Text: So he came to see you off, but cbb to see his son graduate? Translation: So he came to see you off, but can’t be bothered to see his son graduate?

bat

Example Text: She set her cigarette in the bat. Translation: She set her cigarette in the holder.

wash

Translation: Someone cooking up methamphetamine set their house on fire again.

biscuits

Example Text: I think I’m going to go for the biscuits. Translation: I think I’m going to go with the mdma.

bastard

Example Text: He won’t inherit anything from his dad because he’s a bastard Translation: He won’t inherit anything from his dad because he’s an illegtimate child.

blaze

Example Text: Want to go on a road trip to Washington for blaze? Translation: Want to go on a road trip to Washington for marijuana?

brother nearby

Example Text: brother nearby Translation: brother nearby

c4n

Example Text: I’ll see you later, but c4n. Translation: I’ll see you later, but ciao for now.